Monday, January 17, 2005

Daves Party - Saturday the 15th of January
A short version of what happened, as i remembered it. (For those of you who woke up not knowing where they were with a sore arse, ey dave ;) )

3 something pm:
Turned up, and can't remember who was there.. i think it was luke dave charlie and sir douglass.. no idea. Set up drums. Whatev.

Somewhere between 3pm and 11am the next day:
Music was played on and off for quite a while. The later it got at night, the better we sounded.. *cough*.
umm... can't really remember what happens next, so i'll just jump into the "people i award" section. In no particular order: (probably working backards, or something.. look, i seriously dunno)
  • Luke - for scoring with Jay, or Jade, or Jason, or whatever her name was. An extra award goes to luke if he does actually remember her name.
  • Dave - for obviously throwing the party, plus the cooking was good too.
  • Daves mother - for letting us be the god awful socialites that we are.
  • Tom - that guy - for turning up and impressing us with his looks and talents.
  • Greg - for being able to drive. ( i mean, come on, thats definitely worth something)
  • Mat - for wearing a hat. Plus I think he ended up winning best dressed male.
  • Allan - for proving that being drunk can help your hand eye co-ordination with darts.
  • Charlie - for being able to twirl a bamboo stick around and say 'WOOO' a lot.
  • Ben - for taking care of others. Plus being able to obliterate my ego using Halo.
  • Tarran and Keryn - for listening to our music when we got into that trippy stage where we started off on a song that we made up, and 10 minutes later, you're still playing the same made up song, and everyones already done about 3 solos each, and yet you still think it sounds awesome and you never want it to end, even though the people outside are probably thinking something different.
  • Liz - for "not getting drunk", yet still stumbling all over the place and hitting on Tom as frequently and as obviously as humanly possible.
  • Tara - for ACTUALLY not getting drunk, and putting up with us even though we all suck as people hahaha
  • Amy - for being the booze tank to end all booze tanks.. they just kept coming.
  • Berna - for bringing out the high smile in all of us.
  • Ang - for the classy one liners she says that make no sense at all while she's inebriated.
  • Jess - for freaking me out constantly with those messed up noises.

And that just about wraps it all up. If I forgot anyone, and you think you deserve a prize then let me know, i'm sure i can ramble on about something good you did.


Oh, and whoever ended up giving Dave the pink socks and the pink raincoat, i have them now, cause Dave knew that I'd put them to good use. Oh and Looke, let's never play pool on a table that small ever again.


Blogger BeRnA said...

AAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHA THATS AWESOME KIRBS!!!! LOL *HIGH SMILES* and thanks kirbs for being the kirbist person there!!! lol :) also do you kno who got the best dressed girl?? cuz i wanna scab the alcohol they won lol thats if they havent drunk it already!! lol!!! oh well!! it was fun tho!!!!!! well im gonna proceed BUBYE KIRBS *HIGH SMILES*

12:19 PM  
Blogger BeRnA said...

ohh and that was me who gave dave the green and pink socks and the pink poncho!!! lol did he really give em to you?? lol oh well...use them well!! lol and dave...if you read this...sorry bout that again but i had absolutely no idea wat to get you lol :)

12:33 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

hey berna. think a tad harder. just a little bit harder. now let's count - 1 brain cell to count, one to breathe, one to blink, and it....?....could it be....? yes, one to realise that i am a man AND NOT A FRIGGIN WOMAN! and no, dont start paying me out cos that means jess is a lesbian. and no, you cant start something off that either.

Suggestion - if you dont know what to buy someone, ask someone else! ben had about 10 ideas, luke prolly about the same, so all u need to do is make an effort.

i guess the saying "it was the thought that counts" was invented SPECIFICALLY for this kind of situation. Look on the bright side, at least they'll get used. Sorry Ang, im never going to go near that colouring in book. Ever. Not even in my dreams. Or yours. How the hell would i be in there anyways, it'd just be like.......meep. *high smile* woot. poon. noop. *punchbuggy* etc. etc.

All said and done though, i had a great time at the party. Thanks all for makin it happen. Also for turning up *death stares at shelter girls* *nods as they ask, "what...? us?*

1:18 PM  
Blogger kirbs said...

hahahaha... that was quite a rant there davemo. And hey, if you're not using those crayons and the colouring in book, you could always swing over here and drop em off. MEEOO!!

4:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dave - You can be such an arrogant ungrateful PIG sometimes! ..... Berna and Ang didnt HAVE to spend their money on you, infact to even expect a present is very selfish to begin with, and yes it is the thought that counts!......Us girls and most of you boys, well all it seems appart from you, have a sense of humor. They had NO idea what to get you so they got you that, FOR EXACTLY THAT, A JOKE! So be grateful for what you got and be grateful they didnt just shun it off and say "ah fuk it we wont get him anything" take it as a laugh and if you really dont want them or want to use them, just shove them away somewhere and don't mention it, but don't go on about how you dont want them and dont need them etc! Arrogant fuking pig!

4:59 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

damn it kirb's, i love colouring in, even though im not the worlds best colourerinerer (hey guess what i cant spell). oh well first in best dressed i guess.

2:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agreeing completely with the last anonymous comment. Soome people are just arrogant selfish assholes and i think you really do need to appreciate what you have more often, laugh a little more and be a little more nicer to people. Afterall, if you make everyone you know hate you, i dont think you will find it very easy to make more friends.

4:38 PM  
Blogger BeRnA said...

omg i luv colouring in too!!!!! i luv it sooo much its sooo fun1!!! omg you kno wat i found the other nite????? ak it was this site right wit colouring in pics you could like copy and save!! but that wasnt all!! lol IT HAD SPOUNGE BOB ONES!!! SO I COPIED LIKE 15 AND IM GONNA SEND EM TO JESS!!!! CUZ SPOUNGE BOB ROCKS!!!!! LOL :) *high smiles*

7:58 PM  
Blogger kirbs said...


7:20 PM  
Blogger BeRnA said...

*gets out*

8:03 PM  
Blogger kirbs said...

I declare this, officially killed. *cuts ribbon* .....

4:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow... yours is the most literate blog I've actually read on blogspot. Well done. I like the whole 'snaps for everyone at a party' thing too. Wish I got snaps all the time.

Pink and green socks and a pink poncho? How lucky are you? As if you'd give them away to someone, though.

5:11 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

s a bit catty posting as anonymous. u wanna have a go, have the balls to say who u r. but hey, end of the day the party kicked ass so it's all good. thanks all for makin it happen

5:55 PM  
Blogger kirbs said...

*Polite Applause* Oh and davey, i think some of those anonymous comments are from people we don't know, like, some other bloggers or something.. *twilight zone music*

6:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dave you idiotic child obviously the reason for these anonymous coumments are because the people posting them dont want your idiotic childish behaviour aimed at them.......seems everyones had enough of it :)

3:59 PM  
Blogger BeRnA said...

hey that dude that posted that last anonymous comment... who are you?? lol i like you your cool!! lol :)

4:47 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

that aint an excuse. say ur name or kindly shut up, thank you.

6:19 PM  
Blogger kirbs said...


10:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahaha berna! its the same person who posted the first annonymous comment but thanx I already know I'm cool! and ...... if we wanted to say our names dave we wouldnt be posting annonymously and as long as we feel its a good enough exuse thats all that matters! :)

3:31 PM  
Blogger simmo said...

man - ur so gutless -- i no who u r... its a bit obvious. if u cant take the consequences for what u say an do thats just sad. an have u eva spent time 2 try an find why dave is the way he is?? nah didnt think so. evry1 is a bastard at 1 stage in their lives or r seen as a bastard by ppl because they instigate the problem or rnt worth the bother... take a step bak, talk 2 dave an u will c he is the way he is because of his past an its not worth tryin 2 change ur personality 2 make evry1 happy, u r who u r an thats the way it is

8:53 PM  
Blogger kirbs said...

Will Dave be able to continue living the way he is? Will Sam understand what's happening? Tune in next week when Susanne finds out that she really DOES have a sister, and Brian fulfills his wildest dream when he sleeps with two female midgets and a full grown panda. This and more, next week, on Sam's Blog.

9:03 PM  
Blogger BeRnA said...

omg your not serious that Susanne has a sister kirbs?? its is Gemma is it?? omg i cant take this!! way to much excitment for me kirbs but ill still tune in next week! :)

9:26 PM  
Blogger JuSt JeSs said...

hey sorry to be using your blog for this purpose...but things need to be said. im agreeing totally with greg...never judge a person or think you have any idea who the fuck they are until you take a good look at their past. people have valid reasons for how they act most of the time...its just nobody takes the time to stop and ask try and understand what they're going through. at the end of the day...pull away their layers and you'll see that they are almost exactly like you...everyone deserves the right to hurt...and its at times like these that that person needs friends like you more than ever. can everyone please stop looking for trouble now and move on??? enough has been said and done...please dont sink yourselves any lower. i am seriously praying that it isnt one of my 'friends' who has been leaving those anonymous comments...if you guys were really my friends than you would learn to respect those i love.

12:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

isnt it funny how so much shit over the past 12 months has been said about dave?

What does this prove guys?

Exactly, that he IS a very arrogant person.

That over whats been said, nothin had changed and people continue to bitch and complain about him.

Nothing will ever change this issue.

3:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agreeing completley with the last anonymous comment. Everyone has said what they had to say, weather it be a stab at dave or what, everyone has hopefuly got it out of their system. Sometimes what has gone on in someones past can effect how they act towards people, but there is a limit as to how far you can cross that line and sometimes when that line is corossed its hard to forgive and forget. So dave may or may not have crossed that line, let's all just get over it and move on and make the start of this year a good one, not a bitching one. Now that it's all been said and done lets get over it. Perhaps dave can be fair and stop being AS arrogant, and perhaps everyone else can look past it, BUT having said that, you can only look past it to a certain extent.......anyway so yeah lets all move on from this.

4:02 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

indeed. certainly your parent's divorce (still going on) may give someone a bit of a fucking reason to be a cunt. i find it hard to trust people see, when someone like ur father who u are 'sposed to trust most of all yes, goes behind everyones back by cheating on ur mum. not only this but he plans the divorce, months prior, whilst continuing to go on weekend with ur mum. this having said, i tend to internalise shit. i dont want to, or try to, let it out. nevertheless i know i am a cunt to people, not all people too. if i dont like you, i WILL be a cunt to you. NOT gonna change cos YOU dont like how i act. i am arrogant, i am a cunt. i am who i am.

this having been said, if i find you've been bad-mouthing my "oh did you see what he posted on sam's blog, his dad must be a cunt" i will not hold back. take that how you want, it isnt an idle threat.

greg and jess, thank you.

a change in anonymous camp (one of, at least). i agree, let's make this year a good one. focus on more important things than me, like school. suggesting i act differently is stupid tho, read above - i aint changin'.

sam, sorry fer' usin' and abusin' ur blog like this. i believe there was a blog some time ago set up just to rant about me, move the argument there for sam's sake.

11:28 PM  
Blogger kirbs said...

Thanks Dave :) I don't mind if people are using my blog for whatever purposes. Just makes me feel special. Oh and by the way, I didn't know there was a blog created just for ranting.. i so want in.

4:05 PM  
Blogger kirbs said...

Oh and while I remember, didn't this topic start off at daves party? Had i wanted a rant i would've posted one saying "Quick everybody, tell me how much you hate dave!". And no, that doesn't mean I now want you all to tell me *sigh*. Now go on, shoo! Go outside and play some childhood games in the street. *chases the children off with a rake*

4:12 PM  
Blogger kirbs said...

Shit, i just realised you said there was already a blog that existed that payed you out dave, and i thought u said there was a blog created just for ranting.. i meant the one in general, not yours..

4:38 PM  
Blogger BeRnA said...

ak well i dont wanna start anything here with anyone i just wanna say something!

Everyone who's bitching about Dave here... i know hes arrogent and yeh everyone now knows that but that is how he is and he shouldnt have to change for us... think about it... we wouldnt change for him so why should we expect him to change for us! And i know alot of people are gonna read this an be confussed cuz im so open with how much i hate Dave and here i am sticking up for him but think about it guys... we dont expect other to want or expect us to change so why should we expect Dave to change cuz we want or expect him to??

And Dave... i know its nothing coming from me but well you know how your going through stuff... well other people are going through stuff as well at home... it may not be the same as you but to them it could be just as bad!

So basically what im saying here guys is... everyone leave dave the fuck alone and dave... if people are gonna make the effort to get along with you especially for the sake of Jess... make the same effort back!!

Now i know this might start some people up (so please no one take any of it the wrong way) but could we possible just put all this shit behind us... at least if its only for this year cuz its our last year! And I dont know about you guys... but i wanna have an awesome year and not spend our last year of high school with everyone not getting along and bitching about everyone!! so can be just all get the fuck over it and make a fucking effort to get along!!??!!??

4:40 PM  
Blogger BeRnA said...

also... Jess sorry bout this all!!! I didnt wanna say anything but i thought i should!! sorry buddy... I love you heaps!!!

... Kirbs - sorry bout commenting after you basically told everyone to stop but yah!

4:45 PM  
Blogger kirbs said...

Hey, no worries

6:11 PM  
Blogger TransmittedGlory said...

HEY GUYS YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY, LETS MAKE THIS YEAR THE BEST YEAR WE HAVE EVER HAD AT SCHOOL AND MAKE IT AN ABSOLUTE BALLLLLL WITH NO BITCHING OR ANYTHING! I figure we are such a tight knit group, us girls tell each other like everything and I dont know if boys do that but eh who cares lol, but yeah lets not let our group fight just cause of this woooh party at school! ummm yeah ! :) HI KIRBS!!!!!!!! wooh

6:30 PM  
Blogger kirbs said...

Hello! This is mad, it's like a delayed chat room. Go team!

7:24 PM  
Blogger TransmittedGlory said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

9:21 PM  
Blogger TransmittedGlory said...

hahahah it so is, and its turned happy, or is that just me, oh well! lol hey kirb remember the pink mushrooms *sinks in chair from chair* LOL! oh gosh MUSICAL HIGH! Dont you love it when you listen to music and it gives you a musical high, its like its some kind of awesome drug being pumped into your some kind of mistiful smoke that gives you energy OK GUSY I DONT DO really I dont, well yeah I do music is my drug, but that doesnt really mean I do drugs does it? *Walks away continuing to mumble to ones self* ..... (I accidentally deleted this entry before so Im re-adding it, but on teh blog it says I deleted a blog BUT I DIDNT DAMMIT I DIDN'T! you show em Liz, you friggen well show em.... ooohhhhhh dont worry I WILL!)

9:23 PM  
Blogger kirbs said...

*cricket cricket*

9:24 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

this has got to be a blog record or something for the most posts, surely?

4:58 PM  
Blogger BeRnA said...


7:32 PM  
Blogger simmo said...

and evry comment counts so if we all pull 2gether we can get it

8:40 PM  
Blogger kirbs said...

For every comment posted, a shiny new aloe vera plant is donated to the Kirby Clinic, so that one day, Sam will have skin that won't tingle, crawl, and bring tears to his eyes from the slightest touch. No seriously, I've been burnt before, and the redness is no different to any other time, but this is the closest I've been to going crazy.. it's like a mixture of itchiness and pain, all intensified and rolled into one.

9:29 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

yeh sunburn sucks. 'specially when u get it on ur feet and it hurts to wear shoes. that sucks nuts. or when u get it all over like sam does :)

10:30 PM  
Blogger kirbs said...

hahaha.. if you're going to do something, you may as well do it right. Or completely 100% wrong.

5:29 PM  
Blogger TransmittedGlory said...

Yeah well sunburn sucks when you get sunburned REALLY BAD wearing a bikini top and skirt, getting a skirt tan, but its not your shortest skirt, so you wear another skirt and the tan line shows.....and still does to thsi very day ! TIME FOR ANOTHER TRIP TO SOUTHBANK BEACH GUYS SO LIZ CAN FIX HER DIRY TAN LINE actually no not southbank.....berna remember the guy taking the video of us? Well ykno what .... THAT SCARES ME EVEN MORE NOW! ok so Ill just go in the backyard and tan! HI GUYZ!

4:27 PM  
Blogger kirbs said...

nah, i'm not going thursday

9:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like your all gay, and your dirty.
Man hug your bitches right?

4:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

56. You think punk rock was started by Sum 41

4:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You say anything you don't listen to must suck.

4:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You think no one listens to Eighties Metal anymore and if they do, they're at least forty years old.

4:51 PM  
Blogger kirbs said...

dammit... gay i can handle... but dirty?? i pride myself in showering occasionaly. you sir have soiled my good name.

9:49 PM  
Blogger benjamin! said...


12:55 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

damn catty fucker. bet you dont even have a girlfriend...and no, bitches with hiv, herpes and other diseases that right now give you an itchy critch dont count for much, so you may as well deny having them.

10:55 PM  
Blogger simmo said...

53 - do we have a raise on 53?

5:42 PM  
Blogger kirbs said...

I'll see your 53 and raise you one.

7:51 PM  
Blogger simmo said...

i c ur one an raise it by 2

9:38 PM  
Blogger simmo said...

56 now - u gonna fold soon sam?

9:39 PM  
Blogger kirbs said...

consider my hopes and dreams crushed

9:58 PM  
Blogger BeRnA said...

you dont deserve and hopes and dreams kirbs!!! stop distracting mine and kirsti's learning too!!! sheesh kirbs!!!!! *flaps capes and flies a way*

12:54 PM  
Blogger kirbs said...


5:53 PM  
Blogger kirbs said...

sorry, i just wanted to see it get to 60 :(

5:54 PM  

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