Monday, March 28, 2005

Ev-'ry-Bo-dy-Knows-That-Your-In-sane..

Right, let's do This. Mon 28/03/05 Thank Yous: Dave for the qotsa cd, Dad for the driving lesson. I feel older for passing through easter while only eating a half dozen or so of those really small eggs and not even noticing the absence of the sickening amount I usually get. I've found my own little burrow I can sit in at work now where I can watch the world go by and admire the lives that pass through from a distance. So far the typical customer will come in, complain to me about something which will end in me agreeing and telling them that yes life sucks, then they'll usually browse through the porn selection or, if they have kids, send them to baskins then keep browsing through porn, then they'll have at least one difficult task for me to do which will confuse me to no end (multiply this by 7.4 if they speak a language other than english, and multiply this by a further 1.3 if they have a disability), then they'll walk out feeling that warm feeling they get after buying things. I particularly like the people that come in, ask me what I want to do after school and then disregard everything I've told them and instead tell me what they think I should do. Oh, I'm also getting a tattoo of a small hourglass when I'm the right age, whenever that is, under one of my wrists, which after some explanation, my parents agreed would be good hahaha. (It's okay I don't understand them either.) Need to think of things to do on the holidays too. Thanks for listening

9 Comments:

Blogger Dave said...

that's quite ok kirbs, glad to hear you enjoyed it. dont worry, i was singing that to jess whilst going to pick up some chips tonight.

8:09 PM  
Blogger kirbs said...

Beautiful :)

9:00 PM  
Blogger ang_with_the_G_backwards said...

the legal age is 17!:) im getting one too:)

10:17 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

what and where abouts ang?

im getting a tiger and a dragon in traditional japanese style (but not the other stuff cos well i aint japanese) on each of my shoulderblades and each'll prolly be just smaller than a soccer ball

10:52 PM  
Blogger ang_with_the_G_backwards said...

One at the top of my tail bone!:) dunno what to get yet, but nothing too big.. soemthing pretty!:)

11:23 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

remember people, tattoos are permanent. youre body is the canvas, dont go shitting on it by getting something pointless, think long and hard before you get one and when you do, get it done somewhere REPUTABLE with REFERRALS to their past work...

other than that, think long and hard and if then u still want it, fuckin a! go for it! :)

12:40 AM  
Blogger kirbs said...

I don't know the full details, but you can also get temporary ones where they inject the ink closer to the outer layers of your skin, and somehow it only lasts a couple months (this is what a lot of the hairdressers near where my mum works do apparently, which is good because moods always change). But yeah, it's not the end of the world if you get a bad one done, it can always be removed with expensive painful surgery.

9:34 AM  
Blogger ameh said...

You're a bitch Sam! A BITCH! There, I commented

4:20 PM  
Blogger Sam said...

This is Sam from 2009. I did end up getting a tattoo, and it's weird that even back then I wanted something on my wrists, although I didn't get the hourglass I got relax written instead. Time machines are fun.

1:02 AM  

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