Friday, June 03, 2005


No really, I can explain!.. *panics*

Yes hello, I felt bad because I hadn't put pictures on here for a while so I scrounged about and found these beauties.
I was a bit bored last night, so with the encouragement of a few sick and twisted individuals I created an idea for a movie which will take Hollywood by storm.
  • NOW SEEKING: Actors who are untroubled by nudity, musicals, and the use of sloths.

If that suits your criteria then give us a yell. Production will start around maybe 2026, so if you feel like you might not be available at that time then please do not apply.



Anonymous always left wondering... said...

as always i am left to wonder how you come up with such thoughts... anyone in the year 2026 shouls be by then totally open about themselves nude as i'm sure with the ever increasing epidemic that of which is the mobile phone with camera attachment, everyone will have their privacy (pronounced- prii-va-see) invaded by the run of the pervert. as for the sloths, don't they always say never work with children or animals in hollywood? but i guess by this stage in our bleak and lonely lives, we shall not have that skill of distinguishing the difference between a sloth and the average lazy-ass males that will be running the place. as for the musicals, we won't be watching it at the movies and the sound can be turned off on the computer, and your favourite song can be playing in the background.
most probably as this always happens, i will be left with egg on my face if these predictions do not occur, therefore leaving me free at that particular time...
except for 15 february when i'll be taking our robotic chimpanzee for a day spa. sorry for any inconveniences.

7:03 PM  
Blogger kirbs said...

Even though I'm not qute sure who this is, your application will be kept in mind and I shall contact you further on down the track.

Rainforests are people too.

7:32 PM  
Blogger Dave said...

little fucking random. you're a chapr kirbs :)

1:07 AM  
Blogger Dave said...

*champ fuckin keyboard sabotaging my attempts at compliments. RRRRAAARRR

1:08 AM  
Blogger Dave said...

*champ was the word replacing 'chapr'

1:08 AM  
Blogger kirbs said...

hahahah... thanks dave, you got there eventually :)

10:20 AM  
Blogger Hector Drone said...

I'd say he is charp, erm... sorry, I mean sharp, as well.
Hilarious post Sam. May I take over your project as executive producer? I am sure you could use the money!
Plus, my experience in this field may prove to be valuable... [Then again, if I am still doing the same job for the next 21 years you might as well shoot me now...]

4:37 PM  
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